Gloria, I'd calm down if I were you our you'll end up at RPF. Remember the last time they sent you there, scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes and taking your meals chained to an upside-down crucifix dangled by that immense statue of LHR? Far be it from me to bring your stats down. Wouldn't it be more expedient just to re-create the universe so that my thetan is destroyed during INCIDENT 1 and does not come to pose a significant threat to this timeline?
Oh no guys, they are doing a scientology protest in Charlotte! We must band together and stop them before they contaminate our pre-Clears who have not given us all their money yet!
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FTW!
I agree. "Believers will become aware that salvation needn't come at the expense of their livelihood." "Knowledge is free." Good job guys.
I especially enjoy the prank-calling and blackfaxing. That makes me giggle.
Where's your god now?
I postulate you gone.
oh. and just out of curiosity, how does 4chan relate to this post?
Gloria, that is absolutely terrifying.
Susie, 4chan is kind of where all this business started. But it's spreading. Like a plague of great justice.
Aaron-- You are an SP and I am a level VIII OT. Do not attempt to mock me or the Church, or you may be tricked, sued, lied to, or... destroyed.
Mariel-- That video was required for great justice. Only non-Clears hear the sounds of hell.
Gloria, I'd calm down if I were you our you'll end up at RPF. Remember the last time they sent you there, scrubbing the floor with toothbrushes and taking your meals chained to an upside-down crucifix dangled by that immense statue of LHR? Far be it from me to bring your stats down. Wouldn't it be more expedient just to re-create the universe so that my thetan is destroyed during INCIDENT 1 and does not come to pose a significant threat to this timeline?
Oh no guys, they are doing a scientology protest in Charlotte! We must band together and stop them before they contaminate our pre-Clears who have not given us all their money yet!
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